769 miles (1,238 kilometers), 11 h 21 min via A26. These are the driving stats google returns when you type ‘Calais-to-Nice’. And oh, that is one-way only. So the drive to Calais and back would cover 1,538 miles (2475.171 kilometers) and take 22 h 42 mins!
A few of my friends had decided they wanted to attend the 2018 Monaco Grand Prix and I joined their party as I was also planning to attend this event.
Who came up with the daft idea of driving all the way there and back? Errr , that would be me. (‘?????’) You see, driving my car all the way to Monaco would at least give me a chance to drive my car on the historic and hallowed Formula 1 track Lewis Hamilton, Sebastian Vettel and company would be contesting this round of the 2018 FIA F1 championship on the same weekend. It would also give me a chance to go ‘supercar baiting’ in and around Monaco and Nice. What’s not to like?
So a Villa in Nice was rented for the F1 weekend, Eurotunnel crossings booked and F1 Sunday-only tickets were duly purchased.
We duly assembled at the EuroTunnel folkestone terminal very late on Thursday to catch the midnight crossing only to miss our train through no fault of ours. The terminal train schedule displays basically gave the wrong information. We would have to wait over an hour to catch the next shuttle which we did without any further issues. 35 minutes later we disembarked at Calais and reassembled at the petrol station just outside the terminal around 2:00AM to fill up with french fossil fuels and begin our 750+ mile journey to Nice.
I was designated ‘Red 1’, the leader of the convoy and the car and driver charged with navigation and keeping the convoy intact while maintaining the highest average speed possible. No easy feat I tell you as I basically had to consider the convoy when making any manoeuvre. Sudden and sharp manoeuvres or changes of direction were out, the same with fierce accelerations and braking. I basically dove the entire distance with one eye on the rear-view mirror. We left the petrol station and eventually merged onto the A26 where we were enveloped by the thickest fog I’d ever seen. Pea-soup thick. Biblical even. Visibility was reduced to probably 20 meters in places and we dared not go faster than 50mph. We often crawled along at 35mph. This fog went on for mile after mile and probably lasted for almost two hours. Two hours of 100% concentration while fighting sleep, two hours of staying in the tracks of trucks which had the brightest lights and mirroring what they did. I never told anyone but that was the most dangerous and toughest, not to mention slowest, two hours I’ve ever driven. Many times I considered pulling over and waiting for sunrise.
Luckily we survived this phase of the journey without any mishaps and shortly pulled into one of the autoroute service areas for fuel, a nap, refreshments and coffee. This would be the pattern of the journey to Nice: Drive as fast as conditions (and speed radar guns) allowed for 2-3 hrs, pay motorway tolls many times, stop to refuel, stretch the limbs, use the bathroom, grab some food then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.
It was a relief when the sat nav ‘distance to go’ counter dropped below 50 miles as we approached the Antibes and Nice areas. It is not easy to drive 769 miles overnight plus the distance to Folkestone which was another 100 miles in my case, making a grand total of 869 miles each way.
We arrived at our villa where we settled in, showered and then explored our fantastic surroundings which was located in a small, steep valley. We then went to have a well-earned dinner at a nice French seafood restaurant on the nearby Plage du Salis beach.
I do not even remember how we got back to the villa and how\when I went to bed. I just remember waking up the next day still fully clothed.
Great weekend, though I wish I was watching it from one of the yachts, they were having much more fun.
hahahhaha..dont we all
This is just a master piece of a write up, Akin your narrative and descriptive mind about the Monaco Grand Prix 2018 trip is great.At this point I can now say this blog needs more promotion.I am now your number 1 reader.
Honourable!!! Thank you! It was a pleasure to hang out.
No you aren’t; I am! And yes, we will promote the blog some more! Great narrative style Akinso! The next best thing to actually being there for me!
Ebi, you are too kind. Thanks
Nice write up. Very engaging, rich on detail and entertaining.
Great Writeup and very enjoyable read.
Just added this trip to my bucket list, solely based on your narrative. The sites and photography also looked amazing too.
Couldn’t help read some of your other blogs ??
You are too kind. Thanks for reading 🙂
Great read as usually Akin always love reading about your trips. Kudos.
It was a trip to remember, for a newbie to the group thinking about the dynamic the guys took to me like a fish to water, from the drives to the sight seeing to the walk on the tracks to the race itself, then the banter in the Villa was off the chart.
Akin kudos on being lead driver going and coming, despite the attempts by others attempts to entice you to race them, you stuck to your original task.
until the next trip…stay safe.
hahahha it was a most memorable trip. Thanks
Lovely article. Next best thing to being there.
I am definitely committed to making this trip with Hubby next year by the grace of God. Your description of the trip and pictures from one of your group members who happens to be my childhood friend has definitely gotten me hooked.I refuse to allow Leke Have too much bragging right over me on this formula 1 matter. Well done sir for a good write up. Cheers
Hahaha..You are welcome of course
Lovely write up as usual, seems the road trip down itself was uneventful, shame about the weather in that part of France always seems to play up. Glad you had a lovely trip.
Coming to the next one, you guys can’t be having all the fun.
You would have loved it!!! Ask Prettyboy aka Gbenga
Another super write up and pics, I missed an awesome road trip. I agree with you sentiments about the race too.
Another superb blog Mr Akinso 🙂
Thanks Jonny G
Akin, that was a great piece. You reminded me every bit of the historic and fun filled trip with amazing lads.
There couldn’t have been any other lead driver. You exhibited a great deal of experience by making sure all drivers are safe.
Also nice blog. Count me in ‘LIFE MEMBER’ of your wonderful blog.
Thanks Bro.It was a good trip